Heisenberg Money Sweater
Heisenberg Money Sweater
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When life gives you lemons, throw cash in the pool.
Some wash away their sins — others wash their stacks.
Featuring one of the greatest “rich people problems” moments in TV history, this sweatshirt is for those who know that hustle gets messy.
✅ Ideal for:
- Flexing on a budget
- Crypto bros in bear markets
- Showering (yourself) with success
Soft, comfy, and 0% cartel-certified.
Please note: bills not included.
If you do have this much cash, we strongly advise against swimming with it.
Sizing
Sizing
T-Shirts: Go one or two sizes up for an oversized fit.
Hoodies: Oversized
Product Info
Product Info
Features:
◆ Crew neck, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction
◆ Reactive-dyed for vibrant, long-lasting color
◆ Pre-shrunk, slightly stretchy fabric
◆ Double-needle ribbed collar and cover-stitch cuffs and hem
◆ Tear-away label for added comfort
◆ For an oversized fit, go one or two sizes up.
Fabric:
◆ Premium 100% combed cotton, 240g/m²
Fabric weight: 240g/m²
Care
Care
Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, bleach, or expose to the sun for long periods of time. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
Shipping
Shipping
USA: 5-12 days
UK: 5-10 days
Canada: 5-12 days
Australia: 4-9 Days
Rest of the World: 5-14 days
No extra charges for additional items in the same order.
